zooophagous:

thatfunnyblog:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

THANK YOU NEIL that stupid lb thing was driving me NUTS for the past three weeks

(Source: mythaelogy)

"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst, and then i remember to relax and to stop trying to hold onto it, and it flows through me like rain, and i can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life."

American Beauty, dir. Sam Mendez (1999)

(Source: 0----5, via grillfriend)

fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

(via grillfriend)

psych2go:

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(via psych-facts)

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why you do this.

(via evanescible)

"Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it."

Johnny Knoxville (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: veryhotbuns, via on-cloud-sixtynine)

(Source: meorzo, via carly-von-eberhard)

nice-wig-janis:

heres comes honey boo boo is actually the best show

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